Well, the first ever NHL All-Star Fantasy Draft is in the books, and Habs Laughs was there with a few mics of our own! This is what we were able to catch from the festivities.
Carey Price: Last year he took a clapper from inside the circle…almost killed me. Hit the glass before I moved….so happy it missed my head.
Tim Thomas: Wow.
Carey Price: Yeah…
Tim Thomas (to David Backes): Do you know who this kid is?
David Backes: Shia Labeouf?
Paul Statsny: Really? Two first rounders?
Phil Kessel: Yep
Paul Statsny: And Boston is…
Phil Kessel: Still good without me yes.
Paul Stastny: Damn….enjoy the car dude.
Phil Kessel: *Sigh* Thanks.
Henrik Sedin: Everyone is expecting us to do some kind of Olsen Twins thing and switch places.
Henrik Sedin: You’re not Henrik, I’m Henrik.
Daniel Sedin: Oh yeah.
Alex Ovechkin: And they say ‘you shave and we give money’ so I shave.
Jeff Skinner: What’s shaving like?
James Duthie: Ladies and Gentlemen, your NHL ALL-Star rookies!
Mike Richards: I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! *Jumps out window*
Taylor Hall: Dude that’s probably your fault.
P.K. Subban: Ehn.
Eric Staal: If we don’t pick Chara, he might he might eat us.
Ryan Kesler: True.
Eric Staal: We pick Chara.
Nik Lidstrom: Hey Zdeno…are you going to eat us because we didn’t pick you?
Zdeno Chara:…..I might.
Matt Duchene: Come one man say it.
Jamie McBain: I dunno…
Duncan Keith: Say it!
Jamie McBain: Come one guys…
Cam Fowler: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAY IT!
Jamie McBain: Fine!....Up And At Zem!
James Duthie: Hey Phil, Have you met Tyl---ooohhhhh right.
Henrik Lundqvist: So, was that a conscious decision to put those glasses on this morning when you left the house?
Jonas Hiller: Yeah…
Henrik Lundqvist: Just wondering.
Dustin Byfuglien: Kaner, Cap’s serious…we’re on the same team again!
Patrick Kane: Looks like it.
Jonathan Toews: Yep
Dustin Byfuglien: Ha-ha now Sharp is Byfuglien!!!
Patrick Kane: No…it’s still you.
Dustin Byfuglien: Awww…. Hey by the way, I still haven’t gotten my cup ring.
Jonathan Toews: I wouldn’t know anything about that.
James Duthie: So how does it feel to be an all-star again?
Martin Havlat: It’s best I not say or do anything at risk of my agent going on a twitter rampage.
James Duthie:….fair enough.
Brad Richards: Hey man, I’m glad I had a chance to talk to you.
Corey Perry: What’s up?
Brad Richards: I wanted to be the one to extend an invitation for you to join the NHL Two First Names club.
Corey Perry: Wow, I’m honored!
Duncan Keith: It really is awesome.
Tim Thomas: The perks are fantastic.
Rick Nash: And the women are off the charts!
Corey Perry: Uhh..
Rick Nash: Nash Bridges was a very popular show!