Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Tweet Ten Tim Thomas Excuses

Long time no see, Hockey fans.

Timmy Thomas made headlines this week by snubbing Barack Obama at the White house for their visit with the big man.

Word is that he missed the party because of his political views...wrong!

I have the Tweet Ten Tim Thomas Excuses for snubbing POTUS.

10. I have never paid my taxes.

9. My Skinnard cover band had a gig that night.

8. I couldn't get someone at the border to cover my shift.

7. I waited at 1602 Pennsilvania avenue for like 5 hours!

6. I was on my way but my Hummer only gets 5 miles to the galon.

5. I didn't want to break my lunch date with Michelle Bachmann and Sarah Palin.

4. What, and miss Dr. Oz?

3. Zdeno Chara sneezed on me and I wound up in Kansas!

2. I thought we were meeting Osama!

1. Nah I'm just kidding, I knew it was Obama, I'm just a douche!

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