In case you missed it, here is the third installment of the Tweet Ten!
They're lame and corny...but that's the point.
For the record, I'm a huge Carey Price fan...anything for a laugh/slight chuckle/shameful head shake right?
Top Ten Corny Carey Price Pre-Season jokes.
10. Carey Price walks into a bar. The Bartender says 'what can I get you'. Price
replies 'do you have any talent?'
9. Price asked a few teammates to shoot on him for practice. The session ended early when Price finally snapped and popped the beach ball that he kept letting in.
8. Carey Price almost got hit by a car yesterday. He’s ok though, it went right through his legs.
7. Why is Carey Price so good at riding bulls? Because he only has to work for 30 seconds a night.
6. What’s the difference between Carey Price and a sieve? A sieve is useful.
5 How does Carey Price celebrate a win? I’ll let you know when it happens..
4. How do you know that Carey Price isn’t afraid of Ghosts? He’s completely unfazed by 21,000 ‘Boos’
3. What do a bad fisherman and Carey Price’s glove hand have in common? They both can’t catch anything.
2. Knock Knock *Who’s there* Carey Price in five years. *Carey Price in 5 years who? * Exactly.
1. It’s so hot outside *how hot is it* It’s so hot that Carey Price wishes he still had fans.