Tweet Ten signs you’re playing in the Grey Cup and not in the Superbowl.
10. You follow your blockers on your kick-off return and pass the 50 yard line twice.
9. It’s snowing.
8. Americans have never heard of the band playing the half-time show.
7. You try to give your coach a Gatorade shower but its -20 outside and you end up crushing him with a block of Gatorade ice.
6. The new Tim Horton’s Touchdown Turnover commercial just can’t compare to anything that GoDaddy can come up with.
5. Anthony Calvillo was named the game’s MVP and the game hasn’t even started yet.
4. The flags are Orange. That’s just weird.
3. It’s 1-0 after the first quarter.
2. Cleo Lemon isn’t playing in the Grey Cup either.
1. Chances are every player on your team has played for the opposing team at some point in their career.
"It’s 1-0 after the first quarter" was the first Tweet Ten joke I laughed out loud to. They would be a lot funnier if the points were shorter and not explained.
ReplyDeleteExample: "You try to give your coach a Gatorade shower but its -20 outside and you end up crushing him with a block of Gatorade ice. "
What you could do is: "You end up crushing your coach with a block of Gatorade Ice because it's -20 outside." More on the point you know.